I waste a lot of time on Snapchat, watching people cut up bars of soap. Understand I still have family members back home in India who ask us to bring back bars of soap every time we visit. I use fucking bodywash. I’m definitely the least deserving of my lineage to be where I am […]
Rock Climbing is such a tease, man. I mean they ain’t even real rocks. And it’s indoors. Idk I feel like if they should call rock climbing anything, they should call it…pretending?
So I was overcome with the sudden urge to stalk my old highschool English teacher’s Facebook profile, but turns out the motherfucker unfriended me. Well I hope he knows that he helped create this monster. I would not have been able to express my twisted world view otherwise…I feel like Kylo Ren right now:/ That’s […]
So I was gonna come up with a joke on something funny I gave for Ash Wednesday, but I’m not a Christian, so I gave up thinking about it. Anyways, I remember when I first learned that Ash Wednesday was a thing. It was a couple years ago, and I was walking around campus wondering […]
Jan Michael Vincent(s), you were the punchline of a reference which I will never truly quite understand. RIP. “I need a god damn Jan Michael Vincent.”
6th grade and my little cousin is already referring to himself as a god. I didn’t even develop my god complex till right around college. I’m so proud of how far his self esteem has come :,)
There’s a rapper named Lil Xan (short for Xanax) who overdosed on Flaming Hot Cheetos. I meann…I really thought it would’ve been drugs. (I could joke about it, cause he’s still alive.HA.)
I love Miami rap cause it’s just a bunch of angry dudes in the heat yelling really relatable shit.
Overwatch is a really teamwork oriented game yo. One of my partners online even offered to have his mom touch up my resume…like in real life. Also Warhog’s hook is OG. I don’t know what the advice is for a beginner to use a tank, but my K/D is getting me endorsed as a good […]
Speaking more so in a bigger-picture/survival-of-humanity-due-to-an-obviously-foreseeable-catastrophic-event sense, I feel like deep sea exploration would be a better long term investment of our society’s “adventure capital” (see what I did there?) than space. At least for for the time being. Not only would it be more feasible, it would be a lot more promising. There’s a […]