April 8 – Table Lady

So I was watching someone’s Instagram story over the weekend, of them at the most elaborate wedding I’ve ever seen. Mermaids, fire dancers, and Indian emcees that managed to fly out all the way out from India to what looks like Miami. But you know what really took the (wedding) cake? There was a lady […]

March 20 – Habibi

So I made friends with this Syrian homie who calls me “habibi”. Google translate is telling me that he’s calling me his “love”…which admittedly, is kinda gay…buttfuckit I’ll take it. That shit sounds way too dope. Still, the fact that I’m kicking it with Muslim people is probably mortifying for my ancestors rn up in […]