So I was watching someone’s Instagram story over the weekend, of them at the most elaborate wedding I’ve ever seen. Mermaids, fire dancers, and Indian emcees that managed to fly out all the way out from India to what looks like Miami. But you know what really took the (wedding) cake? There was a lady […]
When rational people begin getting all sentimental, it’s because sentimental people are acting irrationally. I think there lies the truth in the head vs. heart debate. I’m pretty sure you could toss in genitals somewhere too, but you get what I mean. Anyways, that was the most quoteworthy shit I’ve thought up in a while. […]
I got a real fucked moral compass yo. Like I’m all about punching Nazis and all, but I’m also all about protecting their right to free speech. Probably so I could punch them. I mean it’s not every day shit like that gets condoned. “Punching Nazis” wasn’t even a chronologically relevant phrase until a couple […]
So I made friends with this Syrian homie who calls me “habibi”. Google translate is telling me that he’s calling me his “love”…which admittedly, is kinda gay…buttfuckit I’ll take it. That shit sounds way too dope. Still, the fact that I’m kicking it with Muslim people is probably mortifying for my ancestors rn up in […]
I sold my soul to the Devil, and the motherfucker never came through on his end of the bargain. The only reason I do good is to spite him.
So I’ve been watching a lot of documentaries lately of some people doing some fucked things (i.e. R. Kelly, Ted Bundy, Jim Jones), and one common thing among all these guys is that they are charismatic narcissists. That shit has me scared, cause honestly I could charm a fucking gypsy if I wanted to. Seriously, […]
So I had this one girl over the other day to watch Game of Thrones (cause she ain’t hip yet), and to mess around a little (let’s be honest). I met her off a dating app called Bumble, so I didn’t know what to expect. I mean I’ve fucked around on my fair share of […]
I waste a lot of time on Snapchat, watching people cut up bars of soap. Understand I still have family members back home in India who ask us to bring back bars of soap every time we visit. I use fucking bodywash. I’m definitely the least deserving of my lineage to be where I am […]
Rock Climbing is such a tease, man. I mean they ain’t even real rocks. And it’s indoors. Idk I feel like if they should call rock climbing anything, they should call it…pretending?
So I was overcome with the sudden urge to stalk my old highschool English teacher’s Facebook profile, but turns out the motherfucker unfriended me. Well I hope he knows that he helped create this monster. I would not have been able to express my twisted world view otherwise…I feel like Kylo Ren right now:/ That’s […]